All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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