i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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