I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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