...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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