That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
