so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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