This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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