Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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