Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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