what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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