Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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