i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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