beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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