Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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