1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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