Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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