covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
there is glitter all over my balls
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