why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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