Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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