For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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