come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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