How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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