Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He? As in you personified your dick?
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