this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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