their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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