try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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