after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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