Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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