this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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