So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she looked like the before picture.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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