Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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