Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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