everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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