Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
