I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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