We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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