i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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