For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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