After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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