if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
smell my finger.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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