I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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