I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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