Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize