This dress was meant to end up on your floor
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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