Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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