Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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