we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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