Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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