I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I need you to use more vowels.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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