If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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