In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
