oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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