Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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