i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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