Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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